Geek Star

Okay, so fun weekend so far. Yesterday I decided to whip out the old Kingdom Hearts and play it on my godbrother’s PS2. Damn, expert level is more of a challenge than I thought. But today, today I bought Scribblenauts for the Nintendo DS, and I gotta say I am loving this game. Sure, the gameplay itself is fun, with the puzzles and all, but the Playground is the best of all. Here you can just summon up anything. Randomly, whilst replaying a stage, I decided to try and summon a kappa. For the love of fuck, it sure as hell showed up! And I love Kappas. It then it ran around and killed everyone in the stage. I eagerly ran back to the playground and summoned him again, and feed him a bucket of cucumbers. The kappa and I then became allies. I have yet to name him. I played around in the playground for most of my time playing today, and I even gave my Kappa a tophat and gun. I tried summoning a lion and taming it, but it attacked my kappa. Kappa fucking blew his face in with the gun. By this time awesomeness continued to ensue, and so did hilarity. There was a battle between Cthulu and a policeman, an adventure of Kappa riding on a dolphin holding a piranha, and the riding of a panda with a jet pack. Now, late at night, I am in a call with my friend. And he says “You can summon a villain, and then summon a full moon and put it in the sky. He’ll become a werewolf.” SO I do this. The camera snaps onto me, and I have to scroll over to see what the moon has done to the villain… he became Rick Astley. I fucking love this game. CB

*Yael/Hyun-Ae Kim